Sunday, June 20, 2010

Order Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad


i got this game fully knowing it wasn't gonna be very good, but i had no idea just how terrible it would be. I thought it would be at least good for a few chuckles and probably just a mindless button masher. How wrong i was.

It looks like an xbox 1 game, the controls are sloppy as hell, and theres NO tutorial for the confusing combat system. I thought it would be a regular button masher but there's an elaborate timing system to the variuos combos that never gets explained. Also theres a lot of extra mechanics like your sword getting bloodied that are never explained either (evidently its good to have it bloody sometimes but most of the time its not.) Upgrades are not explained either. None of these are implemented well or ever explained

The manual is utterly worthless and theres no real guide online because the games so garbage no one bothered to write one

avoid this game. Its probably the worst game ive played in yearsGet more detail about Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad.

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